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You Can't Make This Stuff Up
Posted April 8th, 2014 @ 1:34pm

DO YOU EVER WONDER HOW SOME PEOPLE passed their driving test?  I'm sure we all have at one time or another.  But what about people who fly around in airplanes?  Why do I ask?  I'm glad you asked!  I received an e-mail from a pilot who told me about another pilot who flew into restricted airspace over Washington DC.  Norad scrambled two F-16 fighter jets to intercept this moron.  Next thing we know, this brain surgeon will be running around airports screaming Hi Jack!!

DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I HAVE lost all faith in the TV program "60 Minutes".  A week ago Sunday, 60 Minutes did a feature on the new Tesla automobile.  During the report, someone started the automobile and we heard a typical loud car engine sound.  The only problem with this is...the Tesla makes no sound at all when it's started and no matter how hard you push it, the Tesla is "whisper quiet".  I know this sounds like nit picking, but this isn't the first time this program has gotten it all wrong.  Maybe it's time to put this show out of it's misery.  At one time, you could count on 60 Minutes to be one of the few broadcasts you could believe in.  Those days are long gone...sadly.

NEXT TIME YOU LAY DOWN ON THE couch, you might want to wear your batting helmet, possibly a chest protector, or maybe just move the sofa into the basement.  Over the weekend a man living on Linden Avenue in North Hill decided to catch a few zzzzz's when all of a sudden numerous bullets came flying through the front window.  When all was said and done, 5 shots hit the couch he occupied, 3 more rounds were found near the same couch, 2 shell casings on the front porch and another in the front yard.  What makes this so amazing?  He wasn't hit...at all!!  Akron police are looking for the shooter and I think I can help in this case.  Just look for a member of the famous "GANG That Couldn't Shoot Straight."

ON WEDNESDAY'S SHOW, YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN two tickets to the Akron Rubberducks opener Thursday night at Canal Park.  You also have a chance to win Easter dinner at Menches Brothers in Green.  Join me starting at 9am on 640 WHLO.  JIM

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