A COLLEGE STUDENT AT THE FASHION Institute of Technology in New York City got a surprise when she moved into her dorm room last Friday.  $150,000 worth of cocaine in HER suitcase.  Authorities believe she was an unsuspecting "drug mule."  The 21 year old had just flown to NYC from Trinidad, and cops think a drug smuggling ring probably put the blow into the wrong suitcase.  They also believe corrupt custom agents, baggage handlers or airport workers in both the Caribbean and NYC may have teamed up on the scheme.  She called police upon the discovery.

THE CONSULTING FIRM OF CHALLENGER, Grey and Christmas did some numbers crunching and came to the conclusion that Americans and their fantasy football teams cost employers more than $13 billion.  Apparently guys like to make work time, play time.  According to the firm, workers spend almost 2 hours a day working on their league and their rosters, wasting company time to the tune of, well 13 billion dollars.

IF YOUR THINKING OF GOING BACK to college, you might want to consider the courses at the following schools...

How To Watch Television at Montclair State University.

What If Harry Potter Is Real at Appalachian State University

The Sociology of Miley Cyrus: Race, Class, Gender and Media at Skidmore, and my favorite, Topics in Comparative Media: American Pro Wrestling at MIT!!!  Yep, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.  Go figure.

A SCREWBALL IN LOUISIANA HAS been charged with animal cruelty.  Why?  Authorities near Baton Rouge discovered approximately 2,000 animals in his house.  Among the finds were dogs, cats, geese, chickens, pheasants, snakes, rabbits, turtles and peacocks.  How did they find them?  The smell was horrendous.  Many of the animals had to be put down because they were in such bad shape.  By the way, the home owner had no idea why authorities were taking his animals away.

THERE IS A NEW RESTAURANT IN MONTREAL, and it's unlike any other eatery in the world.  Bar Brutus is the worlds first all bacon all the time restaurant.  EVERYTHING served is made from well, bacon.